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Posted on Jul 05, 2009 under Scuba Gear Package |
A beautiful lady walked into a fabric store. She asked the shopkeeper how much one yard of clothing is.
"One kiss per yard," he answered.
"Good. I’ll take 10 yards," the lady said.
The shopkeeper was so excited. He immediately snipped out the 10 yards of clothing and handed it to the lady.
"Thanks," she replied, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
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1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America……do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America……do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America……do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America…..do we use the word ‘politics’ to
describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.
10. Only in America……do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America……can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.
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A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level when he sees another guy with no Scuba Gear. He goes down another thirty feet, and the guy with no equipment stays with him. He takes out a waterproof chalkboard and writes, "How the hell can you stay down this deep without equipment?" The guy takes the chalkboard and writes, "You *****, I’m drowning!!"
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A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn’t entirely correct, because sometimes it’s gray and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn’t get enough water it turns brown, so that isn’t really correct either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No…But that isn’t really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."
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A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this…
‘Looking for man with these qualifications; won’t beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.’
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I’m Bob. I have no arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn’t I?"
omg ROFL they are all hilarious! i love these jokes ahhahahah.
Posted on Jul 03, 2009 under Scuba Gear Package |
One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for more than 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, ‘It’s certainly not a ship.’ As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the Scuba Gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, ‘How long has it been since you had a good cigar.’
Ten years,’ replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. ‘Faith and b’gorrah,’ said the man, ‘that is so good I’d almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!’
And how long has it been since you’ve had a drop of good Powers Irish Whiskey?’ asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, ‘Ten years.’
Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket – removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink.
‘Tis the nectar of the Gods!’ stated the Irishman – truly fantastic’.*
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, ‘And how long has it been since you played around?’
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed – ‘Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there, too!’
I didn’t understand
(explain better)
Posted on Jun 29, 2009 under Scuba Gear Package |
One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island
for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought
to himself, "It's certainly too small to be a
ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small
boat and even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black
clad figure.
Putting aside the Scuba Gear and the top of the wet suit,
there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman
and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had
a good cigar" "Ten years, " replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over
and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her
wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars.
He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith
and begorrah, " said the man, "that is so good
I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop
of good Powers Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve,
unzips a pocket and removes a flask and hands it to him. He
opened the flask and took a long drink.
'Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman.
''Tis truly fantastic!"
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip
the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She
looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been
since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and
sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell
me that you've got golf clubs in there, too!"
Love it. nothing untoward there!
Posted on Jun 27, 2009 under Scuba Gear Package |
One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island
for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself,
“It’s certainly not a ship.” And, as the speck got closer and closer,
he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure.
Putting aside the Scuba Gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood
a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to
him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a good cigar.
“Ten years,” replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached
over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her
wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one,
lights it, and takes a long drag. “Faith and begorrah,” said the man,
“that is so good I’d almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!”
“And how long has it been since you’ve had a drop of good
Powers Irish Whiskey?” asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway
replied, “Ten years.” Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her
right sleeve, unzips a pocket and removes a flask and hands it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink. “‘Tis nectar of the gods!”
stated the Irishman.
”Tis truly fantastic!!!”
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long
front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the
trembling man and asked, “And how long has it been since you
played around?”
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,
“Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don’t tell me that you’ve got golf clubs
in there, too !”
HAVENT READ IT BUT i bet the I rish man looses
Posted on Jun 24, 2009 under Scuba Gear Package |
One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for more than 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."
And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure.
Putting aside the Scuba Gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars.
He takes one wetsuit lights it, and takes a long drag.
"Faith and b'gorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the Gods!" stated the Irishman. "'Tis truly fantastic!!!"
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too!"
Very Good One have a Big Star
Posted on Jun 17, 2009 under Scuba Gear Package |
Posted on Jun 09, 2009 under Scuba Gear Package |
Posted on Jun 08, 2009 under Scuba Gear Package |
One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the Scuba Gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar." "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish Whiskey?"
10 years where is part 2
Posted on Jun 06, 2009 under Scuba Gear Package |
i have some questions im going on my first carnival cruise and i was wondering if
is it cheaper to bring buy my scuba gear instead of renting it there
could i bring snacks and brinks like crystal light packages to save money? i just know it can get exspensive.
and are tours exspensive?
hahhah ur kidding right? thats becouse they usualy jump or fall becouse there being stupid or one case a girl was suicidle.
It is probably cheaper to bring your own Scuba Gear. You dont need snacks at all because the ship will provide you with food and drinks 24 hours a day. Also, your most likely will not have a refrigerator in your cabin. I would also suggest you not to book shore excursions, as I have found it too be MUCH cheaper to book things once at the port. You will also find things to do on the port that the ship did not offer. I took a taxi around the Nassau, Bahamas island and it was at least $75 cheaper, per person. Than the tour that the ship offered. You also get on a personally level with the driver, rather than taking a bus with TONS of people! I hope I was able to halp you 
Posted on Jun 04, 2009 under Scuba Gear Package |
Contrary to what many scuba divers may think, a liveaboard scuba diving in Bali may not necessarily be more expensive relative to conventional scuba diving vacations. As a matter of fact, liveaboard scuba diving, if well planned may even save you money and hassles.
Firstly, you will save a lot of transportation time and costs, such as traveling to your dive operator’s boat and then after your dive, returning to your hotel or resort, lugging your cumbersome scuba diving gear to and fro, then repeating this same process for the next couple of days during your scuba diving vacation in Bali.
Next, you save money from hotel or resort accommodation because since you are living on the liveaboard dive boat, there will be no need for hotel or resort bookings. On top of that, you do not need to hunt for expensive meals in your hotel or resort since all liveaboard scuba diving packages will include meals. This will also mean that you will be probably having very fresh and succulent sea food caught by the crew while you are enjoying your scuba diving.
The highlight of your liveaboard Bali scuba diving vacation is that you can dive in many exotic dive spots instead of the ones near where you stay. This is because you need not return to your resort hotel to retire for the day, the liveaboard dive boat will cruise to far flung scuba diving locations while you are sleeping, again saving you time and best of all, you get to save more money by diving in more dive locations for the same price.
Below is a typical liveaboard Bali scuba diving package offered by quite a few Bali dive operators.
Day One-Visit one of Bali’s most interesting street on the way to Pemuteran & Menjangan North West Bali which will also include a stopover in View Point Restaurant Sanda. Dive Sites: Pemuteran House Reef & Reef Project or Secret Bay in Gilimanuk
Day Two-After breakfast, you will hop onboard for a dive boat trip to Menjangan Island. Dive Sites: Menjangan – National Park, Walls, Anker Wreck, Coral Garden, lunch and surface rest on a white sandy beach.
Day Three-Dive Sites: Amed or Tulamben or Secret Spot, Drop Off, Liberty Wreck Dive and Wall Dive
Day Four-After breakfast drive to East – Bali and stop over to view Bali Islands famous terraced rice fields. Dive Sites: Blue Lagoon & White Beach including a night dive in Blue Lagoon
Day Five-Dive Sites: Gili Mimpang & Gili Tepekong or Gili Biaha
Day Six-Dive Sites: Gili Biaha or Nusa Penida or Nusa Lembongan 2 Speedboat Dives.
Day Seven-Dive Sites: Blue Lagoon – White Beach – Chanel
So if you want to save time, money and hassle during your Bali scuba diving vacation, why not try liveaboard scuba diving?
Chris Chew
http://www.articlesbase.com/travel-articles/bali-liveaboard-scuba-diving-vacation-128596.html