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Irishman & the Blonde….funny ?

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island
for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought
to himself, "It's certainly too small to be a
ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small
boat and even a raft.

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black
clad figure.

Putting aside the Scuba Gear and the top of the wet suit,
there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman
and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had
a good cigar" "Ten years, " replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over
and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her
wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars.

He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith
and begorrah, " said the man, "that is so good
I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop
of good Powers Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve,
unzips a pocket and removes a flask and hands it to him. He
opened the flask and took a long drink.

'Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman.
''Tis truly fantastic!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip
the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She
looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been
since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and
sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell
me that you've got golf clubs in there, too!"

Love it. nothing untoward there!

Castaway - funny or not?